Well, Fuck.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:51:07 -0400

youvebeencumberbatched: shmaug: Setlock (x) THE NOISE I JUST...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:48:08 -0400

youvebeencumberbatched:

shmaug:

Setlock (x)

THE NOISE I JUST MADE WAS NOT HUMAN OH MY GODDDDD

vvorldwideweb: smashes face repeatedly against keyboard NOTICE ME

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:47:02 -0400

vvorldwideweb:

*smashes face repeatedly against keyboard* NOTICE ME

I just realized something

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:45:34 -0400

parapsychologicalvulpes:

acatwalkedacrossthekeyboard:

whereismywizardhat:

So I was reading something about how pink doesn’t exist. It’s actually the brains way of processing colors that we can see but cannot comprehend, filling in the space between Purple and Red.

It’s a void

HUSSIE…

he’s a freaking evil genius

katyissuperwholocked: i dare you to find a cuter kid I feel...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:38:44 -0400

katyissuperwholocked:

i dare you to find a cuter kid

I feel like Misha deliberately had the most adorable kid imaginable just to troll us

I'm going to kill them all!

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:38:20 -0400

I'm going to kill them all!

cloudywithachanceofdicks: santa: heavenlydreamangel: ckings: ...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:00:48 -0400

cloudywithachanceofdicks:

santa:

heavenlydreamangel:

ckings:

littlelolsz:

theburiedlife:

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

forever reblog

FOREVER FCKN REBLOG

ive meet the man who did this!

this is amazing

the real question is who the fuck wrote on that chalkboard because no one is that tall and i don’t see any ladders

jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:56:42 -0400

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:21:09 -0400

wucyhale: favorite movies: The Incredibles (2004) “No matter...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:21:04 -0400

wucyhale:

favorite movies: The Incredibles (2004) “No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!”

gaboddr: 1997 v/s 2013

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:08:00 -0400

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

bfleuter: Hiiiiiiiii!

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:42:04 -0400

bfleuter:

Hiiiiiiiii!

thereservoirsocialclub: New Arctic Monkeys. Shiiiiit man....

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:36:20 -0400

thereservoirsocialclub:

New Arctic Monkeys. Shiiiiit man. Can’t wait for a studio version.

my mom: it's 11 go to sleep

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:36:12 -0400

my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58

devil-inher-angeleyes: mc-lovin-7936: Lightning slowed down at...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:28:30 -0400

devil-inher-angeleyes:

mc-lovin-7936:

Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.

That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

This is the only reasonable solution to the lack of pockets in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:08:23 -0400

This is the only reasonable solution to the lack of pockets in women’s clothing.

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE...

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:52:55 -0400

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

asylum-countess: danrdarrenc: dimpuch: “That’s right. Because...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:47 -0400

asylum-countess:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP

lichtenstrange: #i used to think reactions like this were...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:35 -0400

lichtenstrange:

#i used to think reactions like this were ridiculous #now they’re normal

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:05 -0400